HOT AND WET

The heatwave in Canada has yet to stop. It was 32 degrees, but felt like 40!! how does one function in this heat? or rather what does one even do? YOU GO TO WONDERLAND OF COURSE!

Today i went to wonderland with my wifey Krystle to beat the heat. It was insane, cuz the park was so empty that we literally didnt have to wait more than 5-10 minutes to get on the big ticket rides that usually take around half an hour to an hour to get to the front of the line. VIP STATUS!

It was getting unbearably hot so we decided to go to the water park portion of the park. THATS WHERE ALL THE LINES WERE. all the water slides were jam packed with people, but luckily we had no interest in them. We just went into the wave pool and cooled off. It was the best feeling ever.

Should i mention that i saved a little girl's life today? She was on the verge of drowning and was struggling to keep her head above water as the waves were coming over her head. Her friend was trying to give her a life jacket, but wasnt succeeding with that at all. I hear the girl gasping for air, and muttering.... "i....*gulp want to *gulp* go back...." i instantly stepped in and carried the girl up above the water. Shocked she looked at me, and i asked did you wanna go back? and she nodded in distress. I walked her back to where she could stand and she walked away, and thanked me.

We stayed in the water a few minutes more, then decided to go lay out. Fell asleep tanning. woke up, was super hungry so we went off the park to eat at kelseys. We came back to an even more dead park, with virtually no line ups! A few more rides and we headed home.

the view from the afternoon

NOW THE PIECE D'RESISTANCE... ME IN A BIKINI.



FOODZ!