GOOD FRIDAYS

Wetbar in Toronto, for my girl Thuy's 21st.

The night was hectic. Originally, Hilary and I were going to subway down after my shift which ended at 9, and make it to the club for 11. Upon talking to Krystle, she offered a ride to the subway and then all 3 of us would head over together. Sweet Deal right? Wrong.

During my dead ass/pointless/whyisbikinivillageeveninbusiness shift, me and krystle were exchanging bbms, where there were complications on her end. Essentially she wasnt home, and didnt have her car, and couldnt go home because she was stuck at Kipling station with her parents waiting for her cousins who were ~2 hours late.

Instead of leaving krystle high and dry, she suggested i pick her up from kipling, drive to oakville, pick up her car/her get ready, drive back to mississauga, drop off my car/me get ready, pick hilary up, and go to the subway, then club... all before 11 (when guestlist ends). Me being worried about making it on time, we modified the plan for krystle to be dropped off at my mall, instead of me picking her up. So we did that.

I hate driving highways ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT MY GLASSES.. yet i did. I was speeding like a mother to try and save time, shaking as i put my foot to the pedal. BUT at one point i was driving 140km/h, because some asshole behind me was highbeaming me... then the fucker ended up doing some random ass driving in front of me. ugh.

ANYWAY, we get to krystles place... she's getting ready and i get a call from Hil saying she isnt in the mood to go out anymore. I tried to sway her to come out, and it was a success. Krystle finishes getting ready and now its back on the highway. On the drive there i get a call from bobby saying Hilary isnt coming... which i didnt get cuz i just got off the phone with her... which i didnt understand, because why isnt hilary calling me.. and why am i talking to bobby. I told him, that i was confused but couldnt stay on the phone cuz i was driving. We get back on the highway, and im telling you it was so nerve wracking. Hating life. the only thing that was keeping me sane, was me praying out loud, taking deep breaths and Nicki Minaj on the radio.

Upon coming home, I got about 3 texts from Hilary saying she changed her mind. After crying for about 20 minutes (but not really) I rushed to get ready. I already straighten my hair before work and skanked out my face at work, because it was so dead. So all i needed to do was put on the dress and heels. Looked like a hooker, which was appropriate. Then me and Krystle headed out.

Leaving Mississauga at 10:26pm, arriving in Toronto 15 minutes later. We got to the club, parked and waited. Got in, and started drinking. Getting drunk off of vodka. FYI i hate vodka, but i discovered that lime juice and cranberry mixed with vodka is really good LOL.

Me and Krystle were being hit on by one of Thuy's boys, who invited us to his apartment to have a threesome with him... he also mentioned a roommate. We asked him how big his dick was, and he said he was packing... we were dying of laughter. Krystle and I were also being harassed by this whack black dude who didnt understand the meaning of NO MEANS NO. so i had to get aggressive and push him and yell.

Thuy got so wrecked she got kicked out, but other than that it was a good night!